其之百九十五
Chapter 195

謎の異星人戦士
Nazo no Iseijin Senshi

Story

"On a peaceful day, five years after the conclusive battle with Piccolo Daimaou..."

Some cigarette-smoking farmer dude is throwing hay into the back of his truck (a Chevy), and he hears something. Then something huge crashes down from the sky a distance away. The farmer dude wonders if it's a meteor or a UFO, and hops in his Chevy and goes to check it out. And it seems this crater has been caused by a little space pod.

The space pod starts to open up, and someone comes out! (Most likely a space alien.) He hops up outta the crater onto the grass, right in front of the farmer dude, and he's really pissed at someone named Cacarrot for there still being people on this planet. (He looks like a human, except with weird alien fighting armor (no pants), some thing over his left eye, and very looooooooong, thick, black, spiky hair.) The farmer dude wonders who the hell this is, and the pantsless alien dude's eye thing beeps. He laughs about the farmer dude being trash with a Battle Power of only 5.

The farmer dude fires his shotgun at the pantsless alien dude, but the pantsless alien dude catches the bullet! Then he throws the bullet back at the farmer dude, killing him. The eye thing beeps again, and the pantsless alien dude notices there's a large Battle Power at 4880 [unnamed measurement of distance] away, so he flies off towards it, thinking it may be Cacarrot.

Piccolo is standing evilly over some random mountain thing, when he feels a great power headed his way. He wonders if it might be Son Gokuu, but it turns out to be the pantsless alien dude. The pantsless alien dude is pissed that this isn't Cacarrot, and Piccolo asks what the hell he wants, to die? The pantsless alien dude checks his eye thing, and Piccolo has a Battle Power of 322. "But, after all, you're no match for me." Piccolo doesn't like hearing that, and finally gets really pissed and fires a Shougekiha at the pantsless alien dude.

When the smoke clears, the pantsless alien dude is completely unscathed, and asks if it's his turn now. But, before he makes a move, his eye thing beeps and detects another large power, this time at 12909 [unnamed measurement of distance] away. It's the largest power on this planet, so it must be Cacarrot this time, and so he flies off again. Piccolo can't seem to move, and he can't believe this. And the pantsless alien dude says, "You've lost sight of the pride of the strongest warriors in all the universe, the Saiyans, haven't you, Cacarrot!!" And, there's a picture of a baby Cacarrot, who looks an awful lot like a certain SOMEONE...

Continuity

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Cast

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Setting

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Miscellaneous

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