This should have been done two months ago, but I missed a scene in “City Sushi,” so I had to wait 30 days for it to be re-added to the official site. Then another month passed before I watched it again because… I don’t know. But anyway, these were some South Park episodes, and below are my scattered, mixed-tense little thoughts on them. There are many spoilers, as usual.

There is a chance that this will be the last post of this type, but that depends on how well my experiment goes.

15-1: HUMANCENTiPad

• I liked that Cartman was all whiny about getting an iPad, but I was surprised his mom was so defiant for once. (Was it because of the dog whisperer?) And the “fuck me” jokes were good.
• Oh man, poor Kyle, with the Japanese dude shitting in his mouth.
• I love the Apple parody, but someone will probably be upset about it.
• “Mom! Everyone knows everything but Apple is stupid!”
• “SORRY KAIRU. I TRIED TO RESIST BUT BEAN BURRITO IS TOO DERICIOUS.”
• “It does email, AND web browsing, AND it shits in Kyle’s mouth!? This is the greatest thing that has ever been invented!”

15-2: Funnybot

• I didn’t watch the comedy awards, so I don’t really get the commentary on it.
• I’ve never seen anything by Tyler Perry, so I can’t judge that either, but poor Token.
• Oh god, I loved the Germans’ jokes.
• Funnybot was too perfect.
• I expected there to be a bin Laden joke somewhere. Not sure if it lived up to my expectations, though.

15-3: Royal Pudding

• Oh god, royal Canadian wedding. The whole concept had me in stitches. They did a good job spoofing the British wedding, too.
• “Duke and Duchess of Calgary” oh man. (Did they play my RPG?)
• The princess being kidnapped in a cube seems like a reference to something, but I’m not sure what.
• I loved Ike and Ugly Bob and Scott the dick as the heroes.
• The play was cute. I loved how Kyle sucked at it, and Mackey went insane.
• Even better that Tooth Decay was the one who kidnapped her, and everything came full circle.

15-4: T.M.I.

• Maria Shriver is Skeletor, oh man.
• Oh shit, Mitch Conner.
• Aaaa, I loved all those guys in the anger management class.

15-5: Crack Baby Athletic Association

• Oh my god.
• Sarah McLachlan.
• Not sure what this is parodying, but I assume it’s executive pay commentary. And college sports, what.
• Aaaaaa, Slash.

15-6: City Sushi

• Aaaaa, I love the City Wok guy.
• “An Asian turf war!? Butters, you are grounded!”
• I love confused Butters.
• Dr. Janus is Mr. Lu Kim? wtf

15-7: You’re Getting Old

• Man, what the fuck.
• “Leave them poor britches alone!”
• Poor Stan.
• Will they address this in the mid-season premiere? Or ignore it? CARTMAN AND KYLE CAN’T POSSIBLY REMAIN FRIENDS.

Tags: South Park

Categories: Ramble, Television

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