其之五百九
Chapter 509

全宇宙を賭けた試合
Zen'uchuu o Kaketa Shiai

Story

The Kaioushins confirm that the Earth is completely gone. Satan thinks that's funny, and the geezer is talking crazy. Dende tells him (nicely) to hush, and begins explaining how important the Kaioushins are, and how this is the holy land Kaioushin World, not Earth. Satan thinks that's a cruel joke, and also doubts Dende is really God. Satan then realizes this is all a dream, and Majin Buu is not real. And since this a dream, Satan can also fly, so he runs off a small cliff, and... Satan thinks this is painful for a dream. Vegeta is still pissed Cacarrot saved him instead of their comrades. Vegeta also says how the Earth and everyone dead can never be restored, because the Dragon Balls are gone.

Old Kaioushin-sama freaks out, as only Nameckians are allowed to have Dragon Balls. Then Dende gets an idea. "I think if we go to my home world of Planet Nameck, the new Eldest-sama would surely have made another set of Dragon Balls!! It can all be restored!! The Earth and everyone that was killed by Buu!!!" Gokuu says Planet Nameck is too far away, he can't feel any Nameckian ki, so he can't teleport, and they have no spaceship either. Kaioushin-sama insists that he can teleport to any of the planets in the lower world. They've seen it before, it's Kibito's signature technique.

Everyone gets excited, but Old Kaioushin-sama says he won't allow this. Gokuu offers to take a steamy etchi picture of a girl for him. She's not exactly young, but she's puripuri. Old Kaioushin-sama says she's probably dead, which Gokuu says is why they need the Dragon Balls to bring her back to life. Vegeta wants to know if the woman he means is Blooma. He yells at Gokuu for doing that with someone else's wife, instead of taking a picture of Chichi's chichi ("breasts"). Gokuu says Chichi's not puripuri, and she'd kill him. Kaioushin-sama points out on the crystal ball that Buu is reforming in the empty space that was Earth.

Old Kaioushin-sama says to give the Potara to them, but Gokuu says they don't need it. "Well, he really is beyond our means... It'll be tough, but... I want to fight with my own power alone. Sorry to do this at such a bad time... But, he can't fuse with anyone else either..." Old Kaioushin-sama is shocked, but Vegeta thinks that was well said, and crushes his own Potara, saying that's how Saiyans are. Gokuu says it'll be okay, because Buu won't come here, and can think up a plan in the meantime, though it may be unfortunate for aliens. But, Buu suddenly smirks and teleports to Kaioushin World.

Gokuu realizes Buu saw Kaioushin-sama's Shunkan Idou, and mimicked it that quickly. Vegeta thinks they'll just have to end it now. Gokuu asks Kaioushin-sama to please take the others to another planet. The Kaioushins wish them luck, and Gokuu gives a thumbs up as they teleport away with Dende and the puppy to some planet with healthy grass and cool-looking trees. They'll still watch via the crystal ball. Gokuu and Vegeta do rock-paper-scissors to see who'll fight first. Gokuu wins, so Vegeta drops his Super Saiyan status. Gokuu says he's going to go full-throttle, for the entire universe. Vegeta wants to see Super Saiyan 3 with his own eyes. Gokuu tells Vegeta he might not get a turn in that case, and then says he could have beaten the fat Majin Buu earlier, but he wanted the youngsters to do the job.

Buu isn't listening, and is, in fact, asleep. Gokuu gets pissed, and then becomes Super Saiyan 3. The little rocks that fly up hit Buu and wake him up. Buu then howls and beats his chest like an ape. Gokuu thinks he's a weirdo. Kaioushin-sama realizes they left the human called Satan back on Kaioushin World, but Old Kaioushin-sama doesn't care, leave him there. Satan is watching the battle from behind a small rock.

Continuity

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Cast

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