Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon Act 1:
うさぎ―SAILORMOON
Usagi - Sailor Moon

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Ikuko:

Well, another good deed by Sailor V-chan.

 

Compared to my own daughter...

Usagi! It's past 8:00!

Usagi:

Oh noooo!

I'm gonna be late!

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Usagi:

Wake me up sooner, dumb Mama.

I'm leeeaving!

I'm Usagi Tsukino. Age 14. Middle Year 2.

 

Oh, why did morning have to come? I'm tiiired.

I don't waaanna go to school.

Even I think that

I'm a bit of a crybaby. (cry)

 

Owww, I stepped on something.

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Usagi:

No waaay. A cat!?

Sorry, sorry.

Are you hurt!?

 

A black kitty, huh?

It looks kinda weak, though. (Oh, maybe because I stepped on it?)

Cat:

(Meow!)

Usagi:

Heehee, you're so cute. Forgive me, okay?

Mmmmmmm

 

Aaaaah

Owwwwww

 

What are you doing scratching me like that...

Huh?

Cat:

(Mew mew!)

Usagi:

(cry cry)

What? You have some kinda bandage on.

You want me to take it off? I get it, I get it.

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Usagi:

There.

 

Ack!

 

I don't have time for this!

I'm already locked out!

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Haruna:

Usagi Tsukino-san!

Late again, are we!?

Usagi:

Geeez, making a poor girl stand in the hall.

 

...I'm

hungry.

 

Eheehee

I went without breakfast, you know.

Ahhh...

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Haruna:

Tsukino-san!

What are you doing!?

Usagi:

This is my homeroom teacher, Haruna Sakurada. (Buy The Cherry Project, okay!)

 

Her nickname is "Haruda," and she teaches English.

Haruna:

This is why you get scores like this!

Here's your test paper.

Usagi:

(But I hate English.)

Umino:

Usagi-san, how did you do on the test?

Usagi:

This is Umino the geek. He sucks.

Naru:

Geez, Usagi... It's so unbelievable for a girl to eat lunch early.

Usagi:

This is my best friend, Naru-chan.

Umino:

I took it easy this time.

But a test is basically a game. A game!

Naru:

A game?

You really are detestable.

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Naru:

 

Umino's the one I didn't want to lose to...

Usagi:

Naru-chan is pretty and smart,

and on top of that, a little lady.

(Wow, she got an 85.)

Kids:

(Aaah)

(Hahaha)

Yumiko:

Come to think of it, another jewelry store was attacked. It's been happening a lot lately.

Naru:

Creeepy...

Umino:

But "Sailor V" caught the criminal!

Usagi:

What's that?

Umino:

She is famous! A sailor-suited ally of justice who's been the talk of the town!

Actually, there are rumors that she's a special investigator for the police.

Usagi:

Hmmm. So someone like that has appeared.

It's the turn of the century already.

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Umino:

Exactly!

Because of all the strange incidents popping up lately, and not just the robberies, you must check the news!

Yumiko:

But I can understand wanting to attack a jewelry store.

Kuri:

Jewelry sure is pretty, huh? The way it sparkles...

(I want a diamond ring.)

Usagi:

Naru-chan's house is a huge jewelry store, you know! (I like rubies. Pearls are nice too.)

Naru:

Hehe, actually,

there's been a big sale since yesterday.

There's even stuff we can buy!

Girls:

No way! I'm going to see on the way home!

Me too! Me too!

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Naru:

In the middle is the ¥1,000,000,000 pigeon blood

ruby.

Next to it is yellow diamond. Of course, these can't be put on sale, though.

Girls:

Woooow

Girls:

But still, this is a lot of people. (All middle-aged ladies.)

Naru's Mom:

Naru-chan, welcome home. Are these your friends?

Naru:

Mama!

Naru's Mom:

Come on. It's crowded, but have a look. There's cheap things too!

For friends of Naru-chan, I'll discount things even more.

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Naru:

She's never had a sale before this, but

I wonder if Mama has finally come to life as a business women.

Usagi:

(She's a pretty mother, but man is she intense.)

Naru's Mom:

(Come on, come on! Feel free! It's all cheap!)

Kuri:

This is so cute. Since I got a good test score, I'll talk Papa into buying it.

Woman:

Wow

Naru's Mom:

(...Hehe)

 

I need more and more young energy.

I must collect

more...

Usagi:

It's so nice.

 

With a 30, I can't just do a little talking up.

(Plus, this month's allowance is already gone.)

(I'll get rid of this test!)

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Usagi:

I'm going home.

Man:

...Well that hurt.

Hey, Lump Head.

Are you trying to give me lumps too?

Usagi:

T-These aren't lumps! They're called "buns!" Buns!

Man:

A 30?

 

Do some more studying, Bun Head.

Usagi:

Mi--

Mind your own business!

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Usagi:

What the hell? Wearing a tuxedo in the middle of the day?

What a snob.

Man:

Well that's a big jewelry store.

I wonder if it's here.

 

The Mythical Silver Crystal, that is.

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Usagi:

Damn. I don't wanna go home with this test.

Usagi:

...It must be nice being Sailor V-chan.

No studying would be great,

and eliminating bad guys must be refreshing.

(Damn.)

 

I'll visit the arcade for a bit.

 

Huh, I can't beat

this nobody character.

I wonder what the finishing move is. (Alright!!)

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Motoki:

Ooh, Usagi-chan. In your uniform on the way home again?

Ah, the "Sailor V" action game? Look, now's your chance! If you're slow, it's all over!

Usagi:

Heehee. This is the older guy that works at the arcade.

He's so sweet. I've kinda got my eyes on him.

Motoki:

(You did it!)

Usagi:

(He's like a kid.)

Cat:

Meow

Usagi:

Huh?

It's the black kitty from this morning. (Did you wander in?)

Motoki:

Oh, this cat's been hanging around for two or three days.

Usagi:

Ahaha, look, look! There's a crescent-shaped bald spot on her forehead.

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Usagi:

Oh, um, I should head home now.

 

I'm home!

Ikuko:

Usagi. Well aren't you late.

 

Earlier, I bumped into Umino-kun. He said he got a 95 on the test.

So, Usagi, what was your score?

Usagi:

Damn that Umino...

Always blabbering as he pleases!

Ikuko:

A 30!?

Uusaagii

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Ikuko:

If you're going to go and get scores like this,

don't bother coming home anymore!

Shingo:

What're you doing, Stupid Usagi?

Did ya get locked out again?

 

I wish I had a smarter sister.

Usagi:

Shingo! That's no way for a little brother to act!

 

Sailor V Kick

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Usagi:

Aaah yeee

 

Owwwww

Enough already!

Let me in! Mama! Open up!

Shingo:

She'll annoy the whole neighborhood.

Ikuko:

Alright, alright. Come on in. (Sheesh)

Usagi:

(shriek)

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Naru's Mom:

Hehehe

A great deal of energy has been collected.

Woman:

How strange.

 

Ever since I came home from that jewelry store's sale,

I've felt like I'm losing power.

Naru's Mom:

Selling off these special energy-absorbing jewels has paid off. (Hehe)

Woman:

(Ungh...)

Naru's Mom:

And

I'll take the real jewels.

But it seems that the important one isn't here.

Naru:

Mama?

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Usagi:

Ugh, when I cry I get all tired.

(inhale)

Usagi:

I wish Mama hadn't gotten so mad. Geez.

Usagi:

Ohhhhh

I don't wanna do my homework.

Usagi:

A little.

I'll just rest

a little bit...

 

Huh?

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Usagi:

I'm playing a game in my dreams?

Oh, is that me? I'm Sailor V!?

 

I did it! Success!

I beat it up!

 

The arcade guy.

And the kitty I saved.

 

That crescent-shaped bald spot kitty...

 

Aaaaaaaaah!

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Usagi:

Owwwwww

What're you doing?

Cat:

It's not a bald spot. That's a bit rude.

Usagi:

The cat talked!?

Cat:

(Ahem)

p. 22

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Luna:

I'm Luna. I've been looking for you,

Usagi-chan.

 

You really helped by taking off that bandage.

When I had that on, I couldn't talk, and my detection abilities were weakened.

The kids around here are real brats. The prank they played on me had me really worried.

 

I'm glad we could meet.

If I hadn't found you, I don't know what I'd have done.

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Usagi:

Good night.

Luna:

Usagi-chan, this isn't a dream!

Usagi:

This is a dream. A dream...

Luna:

I get it. I'll make you open your eyes.

 

I'll give you a present, Usagi-chan.

Usagi:

Wowwwww. Cuuuuuuute. Prettttttty.

 

I can have this!? Yay! It's a brooch!

Luna:

Usagi-chan! Listen closely!

 

Lately, many strange incidents have been popping up in Tokyo.

Incidents that the police can't handle.

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Luna:

And you know what?

You're a chosen soldier, Usagi-chan!

 

You have a mission, Usagi-chan!

To assemble our comrades and defeat our enemies!

And to seek out our princess.

And then...

Usagi:

Luna!

The brooch is glowing!

Luna:

Do you still not believe what I'm saying?

Call out, "Moon!!"

Usagi:

"Moon?"

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Luna & Usagi:

Prism Power!

 

Make-Up!!

p. 26

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Sailor Moon:

Huh!? No waaay!

What is this!?

 

Huh!?

p. 27

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Naru:

Help me!

Somebody help me!!

 

Mama is...!!

Sailor Moon:

Naru-chan's voice!?

 

That's...

Naru-chan!?

 

The image in the goggles...

No! What does this mean??

Luna:

Do you believe me?

Sailor Moon:

Luna!

I don't completely understand,

but Naru-chan's in danger!

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Naru:

Help me!!

I'll be killed by Mama!

Sailor Moon:

I have to go save her, Luna!!

Monster:

I'm not your mama.

 

Your mama is currently starving to death in the basement.

Naru:

Aaaaaaah!

Naru's Real Mom:

Mmmmm, mmmm

Naru:

No! Mama!

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Sailor Moon:

Get away from Naru-chan.

You stubborn old hag!

Monster:

Who are you!!

Sailor Moon:

Huh!?

 

Me? I'm, uhh...

Luna:

(Meow)

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Sailor Moon:

For love and justice!

The sailor-suited pretty soldier!

 

Sailor Moon!

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Monster:

Sailor Moon!?

I've never heard of such a thing!

Awaken, oh slaves that have offered their energy to our Great Ruler!

 

Kill!

p. 32

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Sailor Moon:

Aaah!

 

What's this? Isn't this a dream!?

Owww, I'm bleeding!

Luna:

What are you doing, Usagi-chan?

 

Fight!

Beat that thing!

Sailor Moon:

(Oww)

Huh!?

But how!?

 

Why do I have to go through this!?

(hiccup)

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Sailor Moon:

No more!

I'm going home!

Monster:

Ugh, I'm feeling numb...

 

Supersonic waves!?

Ugh...

Sailor Moon:

(Waaah)

Voice:

Don't cry! If you're gonna do it, now's your chance, Sailor Moon!

Sailor Moon:

Huh?

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Luna:

Now, Usagi-chan!

Take your tiara!

Call out "Frisbee" and toss it!

Sailor Moon:

(Ooooh!)

 

(Yeah!)

Moon Frisbee!

Monster:

Aah!

p. 35

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Monster:

Ohhhhhhhh

Sailor Moon:

No way...

It turned to dust and vanished...!?

Man:

I didn't find the Mythical Silver Crystal,

but I did get to see something interesting.

Sailor Moon:

That voice... The one from earlier...?

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Tuxedo Mask:

My name is Tuxedo Mask.

Sailor Moon, I'll remember you.

Sailor Moon:

He's just like

the thief Lupin.

p. 38

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Sailor Moon:

...So handsome...

Luna:

Well done, Usagi-chan.

 

That thing was posing as Naru-chan's mama.

You understand now, right!?

 

The enemy is beginning an invasion...

Usagi-chan!

Woman:

Oh, what am I doing here...

(Mmmm)

Naru:

(Ungh)

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Luna:

Usagi-chan, let's go home.

Sailor Moon:

...Ah

What a happy dream.

I'm refreshed. And I got to meet a good man...

Jadeite:

Sailor Moon, eh?

She has some nerve.

 

Whatever it takes, we must obtain

the Mythical Silver Crystal

as soon as possible.

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Naru:

And then,

after I'd been attacked by the robber, the sailor-suited soldier saved me.

 

If only I hadn't fainted, I could have seen her face.

Yumiko:

Hey, Naru-chan, are you sure you didn't dream that?

Naru:

(Yeah)

Luna:

What's wrong,

Usagi-chan?

Usagi:

(You're heavy.)

...I guess

Luna:

(grin)

Usagi:

...it wasn't a dream.

(sniffle)

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